Addison: Come here, let me see. Don't be scared. I'm a board Certified...Pete: ... Neonatal Surgeon. And that helps me how?
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Pete: Nothing's perfect. Nothing's ever perfect.
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Pete: Violet says I should come here and talk to you. I don't believe in it. But Violet says... she thinks I'm not gonna heal, which is so... until I say this thing to you, I'm not gonna move on. That's what she says. I don't know. But I'm gonna say it just in case she's right. You were a lousy wife, and I hated you. Okay. There, I said it.
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Addison: We were talking about a patient. Who can't have sex.
Pete: Well, send 'em my way. I'll get 'em going.
Addison: You know, this is a very serious issue. This is a woman who has needs, who has wants, who needs and wants magic in her life. This is not a dirty little joke that you can make your dirty little jokes about... dirty man.
Pete: You don't know me at all. You think you do, but you don't. So don't call me names.
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Pete: [enters room, ladies fall silent] You're talking about sex, aren't you?
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Pete: You drank all the orange juice. You hogged the covers. You put our dog to sleep. You never took my side. You were mean to me. You withheld sex. You were cold. You were a mean, cold bitch! And I hate you! I hate you so much! I'm sorry I couldn't save you.
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Sam: Hey man, what were you thinking?
Pete: It's a long, sad story.
Cooper: Did you do the thing were she...
[Addison and Noami enter]
Cooper: ... ummm, could be pneumonia.
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Addison: What are you people doing in my house?
Cooper: I told you. It's a surprise. It's a surprise for Sam.
Addison: You know about this?
Pete: Sadly, I do.
Addison: If it's a surprise for Sam, then why aren't you at Sam's house?
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Violet: Look, I know she has the largest chunk in this practice, but we agreed to equal votes. We are supposed to vote! Sam, you ought to do something!
Sam: What, me?
Violet: This divorce is killing us! You need to go apologize.
Pete: Just say you were wrong for walking out, so we can go back to being a happy family.
Violet: Yeah!
Sam: I never... I didn't... I am not apologizing to her. She's the one.... Naomi hires Addison and then moves her in right next door to me. I saw her naked this morning.
Cooper: You saw her naked?
Pete: Did she look good naked?
Violet: Focus!
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Sam: It's a power play. Naomi is trying to show that she has the power.
Pete: Why did Addison take the job anyway? Wasn't she a big shot in Seattle?
Violet: Is it just me or did Naomi just run over us with a steam roller.
Pete: Is she crazy?
Sam: Naomi's insane.
Pete: I mean Addison. Is she some kind of crazy person who gets kissed once, then decides to change her whole life?
Cooper: You kissed Addison? Really?
Violet: Focus!
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