Violet Turner Quotes
Pete: Just a hint. You don't have to tell us the...Violet: He calls himself Trunk.
Cooper: Okay... well, when I think "trunk" in relation to a guy, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Elephants' trunks, very large... oh! Is he... freakishly large? Is he hideously...
Violet: I can't tell you!
Cooper: Trunk!
• Episode: In Which Cooper Finds a Port In His Storm • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Violet: I like your breasts.
Addison: You have a good ass.
Violet: Thank you! I like it.
Naomi: Hey hey hey! The point is, we should not be having sex in the office.
Violet :Who is having sex in the office?
Naomi: No one. No one! That's the point! It gets complicated, you just... you don't know where you stand.
• Episode: In Which Cooper Finds a Port In His Storm • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Addison: ...I was humiliated.
Violet: Were you completely naked? Did you stand in front of him like a pealed banana while he looked over your best parts? Because I have good parts and Cooper passed on them. I have good parts!
• Episode: In Which Cooper Finds a Port In His Storm • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Violet: A trunk is a place where you might put all sorts of things, things you might have... taken or borrowed from another person... In an anatomical sense.
Addison: Oh God!!! Where is my shoe?
• Episode: In Which Cooper Finds a Port In His Storm • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Violet: Rip off the bandaid, Coop. I did.
Cooper: Yeah... can't.
Violet: You... you have to... you've already seen me naked.
Cooper: I know, and you're... beautiful. I'm sorry. I... thought I could but...
Violet: You can't reject me, you have low standards... you have no standards!
Cooper: It's different, Violet.
Violet: No, it's not different! I... I am offering you uncomplicated, unemotional sex.
Cooper: No! You're... you're not some random girl from the Internet, with you it doesn't mean nothing... it never will...
• Episode: In Which Sam Gets Taken For a Ride • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Cooper: Oh, you're... wow, you're naked.
Violet: Yeah, it makes the sex easier.
Cooper: It's just, ah, I've never seen you naked. In the office you always have your clothes on.
Violet: Well, yeah, I try to be a professional.
• Episode: In Which Sam Gets Taken For a Ride • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Violet: He recognizes something in me, something that makes him feel whole.
Some talk about the camp David Summit, some chat about how we can't possibly, the Secret Service is... The next thing you know, I have a Presidential Library in Little Rock and there's a legendary picture of me and Bill laughing and sharing sections Of "The Times" while our child plays under the dinner table... And... orgasm.
Naomi: You're really over Allan, aren't you?
Violet: Oh, I got Bill now. Bill's all I need.
• Episode: In Which Addison Finds a Showerhead • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Violet: William Jefferson Clinton.
Addison: Huh?
Violet: It's 2010, Bill and Hillary have grown apart, it's nothing he did, just... it happens. We inexplicably run into each other a the Lincoln Memorial, and it's very late at night.
Addison: Oh. My. God.
• Episode: In Which Addison Finds a Showerhead • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Violet: You guys are so not friends. You are like a corporation.
• Episode: In Which Addison Finds a Showerhead • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Violet: Are you going to this Addison thing?
Cooper: I'll go if you go.
Violet: You know what? There comes a point when you're life is set, when you're done with new people. I mean, honestly do I really need a new friend?
Cooper: No, not with me around. I mean I'm a lot of friend. I'm like two double patties worth of friend.
Violet: That's what I'm saying.
Cooper: That's what I'm saying.
• Episode: In Which Addison Has a Very Casual Get Together • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 23
