Pete: What is that?Cooper: Someone is getting happy.
Naomi: Mr. Wilson is giving a sperm deposit. Get away from the door.
Pete: That's a loud deposit.
Sam: Go Mr. Wilson!
Naomi: You guys are so immature these days.
• Episode: In Which We Meet Addison, a Nice Girl From Somewhere Else • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Addison: I want to hear you say it out loud.
Pete: You didn't move down here because I kissed you.
Addison: [walks away] Thank you.
Pete: You so moved down here because I kissed you.
• Episode: In Which We Meet Addison, a Nice Girl From Somewhere Else • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "What was that for?"
PETE: "To remind you that you’re not dried up. If you need me to remind you again... lemme know."
ADDISON: "Okay."
• Episode: The Pilot • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
PETE: "I’m going to kiss you. I’m going to kiss you with tongue. I’m going kiss you so you feel it. Okay?"
• Episode: The Pilot • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
PETE: "What’s wrong with flirting?"
ADDISON: "What’s wrong with it? What’s wrong? What’s wrong is that I don’t have time for it. I am out of time. I missed my chance. And now I have two eggs left, I might as well have no eggs left. I am egg-less. Naomi says she’s dried up? I’m the one who's dried up. I’m all barren and dried up. And I’m clearly wasting my time on men. I mean I might as well take up a hobby. Like needlepoint or collecting those ceramic dolls because that’s what dried up women do – they do needlepoint. They don’t waste there time flirting with men who clearly just want to get laid. They don’t waste their time telling overly personal information about their eggs to total strangers. Oh my God. I'm sorry."
• Episode: The Pilot • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
PETE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: "Yeah. I, um, had a little too much surgery today. I’m good."
PETE: "You look good. You look beautiful. Sam told me I had to stay away from you because your Naomi’s friend."
ADDISON: "Stop it."
PETE: "What?"
ADDISON: "You're flirting."
• Episode: The Pilot • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
PETE: "There you are. I just stopped by to see how Lisa and the baby are doing."
• Episode: The Pilot • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 27
