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A pediatrics specialist who knows little about kids or women... and who has a penchant for online dating... of really young girls who may or may not rob him. Still, Cooper has a heart of gold when it comes to the important people in his life.

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Violet: He calls himself Trunk.
Cooper: Okay... well, when I think "trunk" in relation to a guy, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Elephants' trunks, very large... oh! Is he... freakishly large? Is he hideously...
Violet: I can't tell you!
Cooper: Trunk!



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